THE STUDENT POLICE GUIDE TO READING
|
What is heard
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What
it REALLY means |
| Whilst on routine patrol |
We were checking out the latest bikinis |
| A suspicious vehicle came under notice |
We saw a WRX |
| We conducted surveillance on the veh. |
We decided to follow it until it did something
wrong |
| The veh. breached the traffic act |
We clocked it doing 68 Km/H in a 60 zone |
| We attempted to conduct a routine veh stop but the VOI failed to stop. |
We had forgotten to turn the siren on! |
| After failing to pull over for 100 metres the VOI suddenly decamped |
We found the siren and he put his foot down. |
| An attempt to inform VKG was met with no reply. |
The radio was turned off. |
| The VOI was travelling at no less than 70km/h and no more than 80 km/h
through a medium suburban street |
He was doing 120km/h down the main drag of
Cronulla |
| VKG responded and we informed them of the pursuit. |
We turned the radio back on. |
| The VOI was driving contrary to the road rules and endangering
the public |
He was now doing 150km/h on the wrong side
of the road, through a red light in a school zone |
| The VOI passed a parked car doing minor damage |
I lost the back end of the caged truck on
a corner and bumped the car trying to straighten up |
| The driver of the VOI was showing callous disregard for the Office
of the Law. |
He was getting away from us. |
| The VOI was doing not less than 80km/h and not more than 100km/h in
a light-medium traffic |
He was doing 160 Kays on Kingsway in peak
hour. |
| The VOI momentarily lost control, causing it's tyres to lose traction
with the road and the vehicle to slide sideways |
He did the coolest handbrakie. |
| At the same corner the Police car also lost traction minorly but not
to the extent of the VOI. |
I tried to do the handbrake turn and almost
rolled the Rodeo |
| The VOI unsuccessfully tried to evade Police |
Man these V6 Rodeos fly! |
| The VOI reduced his speed dramatically as if he had lost the will to
continue this futile battle with Police. |
He blew a tyre. |
| The VOI slowed for no apparent reason |
He accidentally pulled into a dead end street |
| The VOI stopped suddenly and reversed deliberately impacting the front
of the Police veh. |
He stopped and we ran up his arse |
| The POI exited the VOI and decamped as backup Police arrived |
The bastard made us run after him. |
| The POI was apprehended after a short foot pursuit and placed under
arrest with the assistance of other crews |
The new guy actually caught him, but
he's an idiot, so we took the credit. |
| The POI was wanted on a no.of other warrants and matters such that
it took the remainder of the shift to properly charge him |
No one could remember how to use the
Charge Management System. |
The POI was charged with the
matters now before the court. |
The end. |