New Doe TAC rules for Server construction released.
Owing to recent problems the following changes will have to be made to all Amateur Radio Channels.
1. Liquid nitrogen finals to prevent overheating.
2. The installation of sprinklers to put out any fires that are started.
3. Heavy blast proof
radio/computer/server
covers.... to take the force of
explosive comments.
4. Asbestos coax to withstand rushes of heated comments.
5. Ice dispensers to cool tempers
6. Stronger radio/computer/server benches
to hold the weight of extra people who
rush out of the woodwork.
7. The removal of all woodwork to prevent people from coming out of it.
8.Traffic lights.....to handle the rushes..
These are to be implemented immediately
in ALL areas exposed to the Indy
threat.
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Doe TAC
Any magazine editors that see
this, please include in upcoming publications..
we would like to ensure that
ALL Amateur Radio Operators comply!
The original was written by Andy,
VK2XRX for Amateur Radio repeaters, but I
feel sure that these apply EQUALLY
for all forms of communication, whether they be Amateur Radio, text or whatever!
© Modified
by Indy (Ian Rosser) and ©opywrite to
VK2XRX and Indy Rosser